18 Jokes For Anne Hathaway

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Updated on: Mar 08 2025

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Why did Anne Hathaway bring a pencil to the audition? To draw attention!
I asked Anne Hathaway if she likes gardening. She said, 'Only if it's 'Hathaway' from bugs!
Anne Hathaway tried to make a pancake. It was a little 'Hathawaffle'!
Why did Anne Hathaway become a detective? She wanted to solve the 'Hathawho-dunnit' mysteries!
Why did Anne Hathaway become a chef? Because she wanted to make a 'Devil Wears Nada' pasta!
Why did Anne Hathaway bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
I told Anne Hathaway a secret, and she said, 'I promise I won't 'Hathatell' anyone!
Why did Anne Hathaway bring a ladder to the comedy club? She heard the jokes were on a 'higher' level!

Anne Hathaway: Because Catwoman Was Too Easy, Let's Try Being a Tenant

Anne Hathaway went from playing Catwoman to playing a tenant. I guess she thought, If I can handle Gotham's criminals, I can handle a leaky faucet and noisy neighbors.

Anne Hathaway: Queen of Transformations, From 'Les Misérables' to 'The Miserable Landlord'

Anne Hathaway is the queen of transformations. First, she shaved her head for 'Les Misérables,' and now she's transforming into the miserable landlord. That's what I call a career arc!

Anne Hathaway: Because Even A-Listers Can't Escape the Agony of IKEA Furniture

I heard Anne Hathaway had to assemble IKEA furniture. Can you imagine? Even A-listers can't escape the agony of trying to decipher those pictorial instructions. Is this a chair or a modern art installation?

Anne Hathaway: The Only Person Who Can Make Renting a House Sound Like an Oscar-Worthy Performance

You know, when Anne Hathaway talks about renting a house, it's like she's auditioning for an Academy Award. And the Oscar for Best Supporting Lease goes to... Anne Hathaway!

Anne Hathaway: The Only Actress Who Can Make Home Repairs Look Like Shakespearean Drama

I saw Anne Hathaway fixing a leaky faucet. It was like a Shakespearean drama. To plunge, or not to plunge, that is the question! I've never seen someone so passionately battle a plumbing issue.

Anne Hathaway: Making 'The Princess Diaries 3' - 'The Saga of the Unpaid Rent'

They're making 'The Princess Diaries 3' with Anne Hathaway. Spoiler alert: it's just two hours of her trying to calculate the late fees on overdue royal rent. Talk about a real-life fairy-tale struggle!

Anne Hathaway: Redefining Method Acting by Pretending to Enjoy Hosting the Oscars

I heard Anne Hathaway say she enjoyed hosting the Oscars. That's some next-level method acting right there. Pretending to have a good time in front of millions? That's commitment, folks!

Anne Hathaway's Cooking Show: 'Bridget Jones's Diet Diary'

Anne Hathaway is starting her own cooking show. It's called 'Bridget Jones's Diet Diary.' Each episode features her attempting to make a gourmet meal with whatever's left in her fridge. Spoiler: it's usually ketchup and pickles.

Anne Hathaway's Real Challenge: Convincing Her Landlord That She Deserves an Oscar for Paying Rent on Time

You know Anne Hathaway's real challenge? Convincing her landlord that paying rent on time deserves an Oscar. And the Oscar for Most Punctual Tenant goes to... Anne Hathaway!

Anne Hathaway's Gardening Tips: How to Grow an Oscar-Worthy Tomato

Anne Hathaway's got a gardening show now. Her tips include talking to plants and serenading them with Oscar acceptance speeches. Because who wouldn't want an award-winning tomato?

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