5 Jokes For Anne Hathaway

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Updated on: Mar 08 2025

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Anne Hathaway's GPS Voice Actor

Navigating the tricky terrain between providing directions and avoiding cat-related puns.
My job was to make sure Anne's GPS didn't sound like a therapist. "In 500 feet, turn left... because, you know, life is full of choices.

Anne Hathaway's Cat Therapist

Dealing with the emotional rollercoaster of a celebrity cat who gets more attention than most people.
My sessions with Anne's cat are like trying to counsel a furry influencer. "Whiskers, you can't just ignore your fans; they need their daily dose of cuteness!

Anne Hathaway's Oscar Speechwriter

Struggling to keep it real while maintaining Oscar-level sophistication.
Writing for Anne was like trying to teach Shakespeare to a cat. You want it to be profound, but the cat just wants to play with the quill.

Anne Hathaway's Hair Stylist

Struggling to create the perfect hairstyle that can handle both Hollywood glam and a windy day.
Doing Anne's hair is like trying to sculpt a masterpiece out of spaghetti. It looks fantastic for a moment, but one wrong move, and it's a tangled mess.

Anne Hathaway's Personal Chef

Balancing Anne's love for healthy eating with her craving for midnight snacks.
Cooking for Anne is like preparing a gourmet feast for a toddler. It's all about hiding the veggies in a way that she won't notice. Like, "Surprise, that's not just a cookie; it's a carrot in disguise!

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