10 Jokes For Anne Hathaway

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Updated on: Mar 08 2025

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You ever notice how Anne Hathaway can rock any hairstyle and still look fabulous? I change my hairstyle, and suddenly I'm getting asked if I joined a witness protection program.
Anne Hathaway is so versatile in her roles that I wouldn't be surprised if she played herself in a biopic and won an Oscar for it. Meanwhile, I struggle to play myself convincingly in everyday situations.
I was watching Anne Hathaway in a movie, and I realized something. She can cry on screen and still look stunning. When I cry, I look like I just went through a car wash in a convertible.
You know you're a next-level actor when you can make a movie about Anne Hathaway's grocery shopping and still have audiences on the edge of their seats. My grocery shopping could be a horror film, but it's mostly just me forgetting the shopping list and hoping I remember what milk looks like.
Anne Hathaway must have the most relatable Google searches. "How to act cool at awards shows," "Can I wear sweatpants to the red carpet?" and "Do celebrities get stage fright? Asking for a friend.
Anne Hathaway is so classy, even when she's in a heist movie, she manages to steal scenes with elegance. Meanwhile, the rest of us struggle to look graceful while opening a bag of chips.
You ever notice how Anne Hathaway always looks like she just found out she's the last one to be invited to the celebrity party? Like, "Oh, you guys are having fun without me? I was just busy winning awards and being talented, no big deal.
Anne Hathaway is the only person who can make a princess movie and a gritty crime drama and still have me questioning if I've been living my life to the fullest. Like, I can't even decide what to have for lunch.
I envy Anne Hathaway's ability to effortlessly switch between genres in her movies. Meanwhile, I struggle to switch between cereal brands without feeling like I'm betraying my breakfast routine.
I saw Anne Hathaway in a romantic comedy, and I thought, "Wow, falling in love looks so easy for her." Then I remembered I tripped over my own shoelaces last week and couldn't even make eye contact with the pavement.

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