17 Jokes About Angry Coworkers

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Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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I told my angry coworker they should try meditation. They said, 'I tried it, but my inner peace has a short fuse.
My angry coworker said they're good at multitasking. They can be angry at five different people simultaneously!
My angry coworker told me they have a black belt in anger management. I didn't ask, but I assume it's a Gucci belt.
Why did the angry coworker bring a map to the office? To find the shortest route to the exit when things got heated!
My angry coworker challenged me to a duel. We exchanged harsh words. It was a spell-check duel – autocorrect can be brutal!
I told my angry coworker I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. That's when he angrily threw a shrimp cocktail at me!
Why did the angry coworker start a landscaping business? They needed a way to blow off some steam!

Coffee Wars

I love the tension in the office kitchen. It's like a battlefield. One day, Susan accused me of stealing her coffee mug. I didn't even know her name until then. Now we're mortal enemies over a caffeine container.

Casual Friday Chaos

Casual Friday in the office is a battlefield of fashion disasters. I wore jeans once, and suddenly I was the talk of the water cooler gossip. Apparently, denim is a statement, and I unintentionally declared war on the office dress code. Who knew fabric could cause so much drama?

Office Olympics

You ever work with those angry coworkers? I swear, they turn the office into the Olympics. You know you're in for a treat when the guy in the next cubicle starts throwing passive-aggressive paper airplanes.

Stapler Wars

There's always that one person who guards the office supplies like a dragon hoarding treasure. I asked Ted for a stapler once, and he looked at me like I asked to borrow his kidney. Touch my stapler, and you'll face the consequences, he said. I didn't know staplers were that serious.

Meeting Mania

Angry coworkers love meetings. It's their time to shine, like they're auditioning for a role in a corporate soap opera. Every meeting feels like a season finale, complete with dramatic stares and intense cliffhangers. I just want to know if we're ordering lunch or not.

Printer Wars

Printers in the office are like rebellious teenagers. They act up at the worst times. I printed my presentation once, and the printer decided to take a nap. Meanwhile, Janet's printer next to me printed a thousand copies of cat memes. It's like the printers are plotting against us.

Desk Decor Drama

Some people take desk decorations very seriously. My coworker has a miniature zen garden that he threatened to defend with his life. I accidentally knocked over a tiny pebble, and suddenly it was a crime scene investigation.

Email Etiquette

Angry coworkers take email etiquette to a whole new level. I got an email in all caps the other day. I didn't know if I was being scolded or if Janet just discovered the caps lock key for the first time.

Snack Fiasco

Angry coworkers in the breakroom are a real treat. I brought a bag of chips once, and suddenly it turned into a heist movie. People were sneaking around, trying to grab a snack without being noticed. It's like we're all competing for the Snack Olympics gold medal.

The Office Whisperer

We've got an office whisperer. You know, the one who talks behind your back while pretending to be on the phone. I caught Karen whispering about me, so I did the only logical thing: I joined in and whispered too. Now we have an unintentional ASMR club.

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