10 Jokes About Angry Coworkers

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Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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Have you ever tried to microwave your lunch in the office kitchen when your coworkers are all on edge? It's like playing a game of culinary roulette. Will my leftover spaghetti set off Karen's silent rage alarm today?
Nothing brings the office together quite like the collective sigh of relief when the boss cancels a Monday morning meeting. It's the closest thing we have to a company-wide group therapy session.
My coworkers are so good at hiding their anger during meetings that I'm convinced they're all secret agents practicing emotional espionage. "Agent Eye-Roll reporting for duty.
If you want to see some impressive multitasking, watch a coworker try to smile and nod in a meeting while secretly sending furious Slack messages. It's like watching a masterclass in workplace diplomacy.
You know you have angry coworkers when the office has more tension than a poorly written soap opera. I keep waiting for someone to dramatically slam a stapler on the table and declare, "This is the last time, Jerry!
Coworkers who reply to emails with just "noted" are the unsung heroes of passive aggression. It's like they took a masterclass in expressing discontent with minimal effort.
The office thermostat is the epicenter of workplace warfare. It's the only place where colleagues unite against a common enemy: the person who thinks 80 degrees Fahrenheit is an acceptable indoor temperature.
You ever notice how your coworkers can go from zero to "I will destroy you" in under five seconds? It's like they're on the anger express train, and the ticket is a passive-aggressive email.
The breakroom at work is like a battlefield of microwave territorial disputes. You'd think we were fighting over the last scraps of food in a post-apocalyptic world, not reheating yesterday's casserole.
Coworkers who use ALL CAPS in emails are the digital equivalent of that person who talks loudly on their phone in public places. We get it, Brenda, your font size matches your frustration level.

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