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You know you've got angry coworkers when your inbox looks like a battlefield. It's like a never-ending email war. I sent out a simple memo last week, and suddenly I'm in the middle of a reply-all apocalypse. I'm just waiting for someone to send an email saying, "Subject: Re: Subject: Re: Subject: Re: Subject: Re: Subject: Subject: Quit hitting 'Reply All'!" And don't even get me started on those passive-aggressive email signatures. You know the ones that say, "Sent from my iPhone, please excuse any typos." No, Brenda, I won't excuse the typos. You're sitting at a computer; it's not like you're sending emails while riding a roller coaster.
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Angry coworkers really shine in meetings. It's like a competition to see who can roll their eyes the loudest. We had a meeting last week that went on for so long; I started to think I was in a time warp. I half expected someone to walk in with a pet dinosaur. And why is it that the angriest person in the office is always the one leading the meeting? It's like they're on a power trip. They stand there, pointing at slides, yelling, "This is crucial! This is vital!" Dude, we're not launching a rocket; we're discussing the coffee machine maintenance schedule.
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Now, the office kitchen is a whole different level of conflict. It's like a culinary war zone. People get territorial about their food in the fridge. I once had my sandwich taken, so I left a note saying, "Congratulations, you just ate my lunch. Enjoy the food poisoning." Turns out, my sandwich thief was the boss. Awkward. And don't even get me started on the microwave drama. There's a special place in hell for people who leave the microwave with time still on it. I don't want to be reminded that I have 20 seconds left to live every time I heat up my leftovers.
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You ever work in an office with angry coworkers? It's like every day is a rerun of the latest episode of "Survivor: Cubicle Edition." You walk in, and everyone's just ready to snap. I swear, the coffee machine in our office has a sign that says, "Caution: May explode if not handled with extreme care." And then there's that one person who takes the office supplies way too seriously. You borrow a pen, and suddenly it's like you've stolen their first-born child. "Hey, Karen, calm down, it's just a pen. I'm not plotting world domination with it; I'm just writing a passive-aggressive note to HR.
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