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I asked my wife to make me a belt made out of watches. She said, 'That's a waist of time!
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I suggested we get a puppy. She said, 'I don't want to paws for thought.
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I asked my spouse what they thought about our vacation. They said, 'It was in tents!
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I recommended we go on a seafood diet. She said, 'I see food and I eat it!
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I mentioned to my partner that they should plant more herbs. They said, 'I'm sow busy!
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I suggested to my spouse that we try a new restaurant. She said, 'I relish the idea!
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And then she said, You're like a brother to me. Ladies and gentlemen, if you ever find yourself in the friend zone, just remember, it's not a rejection; it's an invitation to join the Avengers of platonic relationships. Welcome to the superhero league of unrequited love!
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And then she said, We need to talk. Well, folks, those four words are the relationship equivalent of the music stopping in a horror movie. You sit there, paralyzed, thinking, Is this the end credits rolling or just an intermission?
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You know, And then she said is the beginning of every great adventure or a cautionary tale. It's the literary version of a choose-your-own-adventure book, except all the choices lead to awkward situations and questionable life decisions.
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And then she said, We should take a break. Ah, the relationship limbo. It's like hitting the pause button on a Netflix series you were really into. You're left wondering if it's worth picking up again or if you should just start a new binge-watching adventure.
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And then she said, It's not you; it's me. Ah, the classic breakup line. As if suddenly, the problem with your relationship is that she's just too unique and individualistic. I guess I should be honored to have dated such a one-of-a-kind problem.
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And then she said, I'm not mad; I'm just disappointed. Well, congratulations, you've just been upgraded from a romantic partner to a teenage son who forgot to take out the trash. Who knew adulthood would come with a side of parental disappointment?
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And then she said, Can we talk about our feelings? Now, if that's not a terrifying sentence, I don't know what is. It's like being handed a manual for assembling IKEA furniture written in ancient Greek – confusing, overwhelming, and likely to end in tears.
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And then she said, Size doesn't matter. Ladies and gentlemen, if you ever hear those words, just know you're either discussing your bank account or assembling furniture. Either way, good luck fitting that bookshelf into your tiny, metaphorical living room.
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You ever notice how when someone starts a sentence with and then she said, you're either in for a juicy story or about to become the unintentional star of a soap opera? I mean, seriously, it's like the prelude to a dramatic plot twist in the sitcom of your life.
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