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In a Bookstore
Choosing the right book
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I'm in the mystery section, trying to choose a book, and the lady next to me asks, "Do you enjoy a good mystery?" And then she said, "Because I can't figure out why I'm still single." Maybe the answer is hidden in the pages.
At the Gym
The struggle with workout equipment
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I'm lifting weights at the gym, and this woman comes up, pointing at the dumbbells. "Do you know how to use those?" And then she said, "Because I've been trying to lift my dating standards." I guess my workout includes lifting expectations now.
At the Grocery Store
Choosing the right melon
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So, I'm standing there contemplating the watermelons, and a lady asks, "Do you know anything about choosing fruits?" And then she said, "Because I could use some help with my dating profile." I guess I'm the fruit whisperer now.
At a Party
Navigating social interactions
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So, I'm dancing at the party, and this lady comes up and asks, "Do you even know how to dance?" And then she said, "Because my love life could use some rhythm." Well, I hope I'm not the one stepping on her toes.
In a Coffee Shop
The struggle with ordering complicated drinks
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I ask the barista for a non-fat, soy, half-caff, extra hot, no foam latte. And then she said, "Trying to impress someone?" And then she said, "Because my ex used to order the same thing." I guess I have a type, even in coffee.
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