9+ Best One Liners Jokes For and then she said

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I mentioned I wanted to be an astronaut. She said, 'You've always had your head in the stars.

I asked her opinion on my cooking. She said, 'It's an acquired indigestion.

I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I told her she should do stand-up comedy. She laughed me off the stage.

I told her she's the only fish in the sea for me. She said, 'Looks like I'm hooked!

I told her I wanted to be a hermit. She said, 'Go ahead, be grumpy elsewhere!

I asked her what she thought about our savings. She said, 'They're in the bank, not in my mind!

I asked her what she thought of my singing. She said, 'You're a real hit... with the mute button.

I asked her if she believed in ghosts. She said, 'Only when the house is a mess.

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