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Why did the ancient Egyptians never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're walking like an Egyptian!
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How did the ancient Greeks organize their armies? With an alphabet soup!
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What did the ancient Mesopotamian say when he won the lottery? 'I'm Sumer rich now!
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What's an ancient accountant's favorite tool? A hieroglyphics calculator!
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I tried to tell an ancient Roman a joke, but he just gladiatored me in response.
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What do you call an ancient Roman with a high fever? A temperature gladiator!
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What's an ancient pirate's favorite letter? 'C' - it's right there in 'ancient.
Ancient Procrastination Methods
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Ancient philosophers had some interesting ideas on procrastination. They said, Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today. Well, I guess they didn't have Netflix and social media back then. Ancient wisdom, meet the irresistible urge to binge-watch historical documentaries.
Ancient Parenting Tips
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I heard that in ancient times, parents used to say, Walk barefoot in the snow; it'll build character. Well, I tried that with my kid, and now he thinks character is an app you download on your phone. Ancient parenting advice: where frostbite meets digital enlightenment.
Ancient Self-Help Scrolls
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Ancient self-help scrolls were a thing, right? Imagine unrolling one and reading, To find inner peace, meditate under the moonlight while chanting ancient mantras. Tried it. Now my neighbors think I'm auditioning for a role in a low-budget horror movie. Ancient wisdom, meet modern noise complaints.
Ancient Wisdom, Modern Confusion
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You know, they say wisdom is timeless, but I recently tried to follow ancient advice on a stone tablet. It said, Speak softly and carry a big stick. So, I started whispering sweet nothings to my salad at lunch, and now I'm banned from the salad bar. Ancient wisdom, meet modern confusion.
Ancient Diets
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I tried an ancient diet once. It consisted of eating like a caveman—lots of raw meat and foraging for berries. Turns out, the caveman diet doesn't work so well in a fast-food world. I got banned from the drive-thru for trying to order a brontosaurus burger. Ancient diet, meet modern drive-thru denial.
Dating in Ancient Times
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Dating in ancient times must have been wild. Can you imagine trying to impress someone with a mammoth-skin outfit and a club? Nowadays, if you show up to a date with a club, you're either a caveman or just really bad at dancing. Ancient dating advice: Swipe left on the sabertooths.
Ancient Traffic Wisdom
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I read that in ancient Rome, they had chariot traffic jams. Can you imagine being stuck behind a slow chariot, yelling, Hurry up, Julius, I've got a gladiator match to attend! Ancient traffic wisdom: where road rage met the reign of Caesar.
Ancient Technology Struggles
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You know, they say the wheel is one of the greatest inventions of all time. But can we talk about the person who tried to invent the square wheel? I bet their chariot ride was like the world's bumpiest roller coaster. Ancient technology struggles: because not every innovation is a round success.
Ancient Texts vs. Autocorrect
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I was reading this ancient text the other day, and I thought, Wow, people used to write with such precision. But then I realized, if autocorrect existed back then, Moses might have come down from the mountain with the Ten Commandments saying, Thou shalt not covfefe. Ancient wisdom meets modern typos.
Ancient Gym Equipment
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I found this ancient gym equipment at a museum. It was just a big rock. I thought, This is perfect for my workout routine! But then I realized the only thing getting a workout was my back trying to lift the darn thing. Ancient gym equipment: where lifting rocks is a core exercise and also an orthopedic consultation.
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