7 Jokes For Ancient

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Updated on: Nov 20 2024

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I started a band that plays ancient instruments. We call ourselves 'The Rolling Scones.
I told my friend I'm learning ancient Greek. He said, 'That's all Greek to me.' So, I guess I'm doing well!
I tried to tell an ancient Roman a secret, but he said, 'Don't Sphinx, I can keep it!
I tried to make a time machine to visit ancient Rome, but it's all in ruins now. I guess my plans were a colossus failure!
I met an ancient philosopher at a party. He kept asking, 'What's the meaning of this music?
I asked an ancient historian for a joke. He said, 'I've got a ton, but they're all a little too old for you.
I told my friend I'm studying ancient architecture. He said, 'That's a classic move.

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