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Ancient Chinese proverbs speak about the strength of a single twig, while in my life, the strength of a USB cable is questionable at best. "The strength of a single twig may be mighty, but the strength of a USB cable is a daily gamble.
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Ancient Chinese wisdom tells us that the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. Well, I've realized the best time to do anything was yesterday, and I've been procrastinating for decades. "The best time to do anything was yesterday; unfortunately, I can't time travel.
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You ever notice how the ancient Chinese had proverbs about patience and stillness? Meanwhile, my GPS loses its cool if I take a wrong turn and starts recalculating like it's having a nervous breakdown. "In the age of navigation, thou shalt remain calm and recalculate.
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In ancient times, they spoke about the importance of silence. Meanwhile, in my house, silence usually means the kids are up to something. "In the world of parenting, silence is often more terrifying than chaos.
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Ancient proverbs talk about the value of friendship. In today's world, friendship is often measured by how quickly someone responds to your text. "In the age of instant messaging, true friendship is responding to my text before I find something else to worry about.
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They say, "He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever." Well, in the modern era, he who asks Google a question might feel smart for a minute, but then he falls into the rabbit hole of random information and cat videos. "He who googles a question might learn something, or just end up watching cat videos.
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Ancient Chinese proverbs tell us that a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. In today's world, that step is usually to find the TV remote before embarking on the epic quest of a Netflix binge. "The journey of a thousand shows begins with finding the darn remote.
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They say, "A bird does not sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song." I can relate to that because I don't tell jokes because I have profound wisdom; I do it because I have a weird perspective on life. "I don't tell jokes because I have answers; I do it because I have dad jokes.
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Ever notice how ancient proverbs encourage us to be like water, adapting and flowing? Well, my WiFi is more like water – it adapts and flows right out the window when I need it the most. "Be like water, my WiFi signal.
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