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What did the ancient Chinese musician say about harmony? 'When in doubt, play it Qin' - the key to a melodious life!
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Why did the ancient Chinese inventor refuse to play hide and seek? Because good hiding spot always requires great wall-to-wall coverage!
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What did the ancient Chinese doctor prescribe for a sick computer? Some 'byte'-sized herbal tea to restore its chi!
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Why did the ancient Chinese philosopher start a bakery? To make sure everyone gets their daily dose of 'fortune' cookies!
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How did the ancient Chinese astronaut communicate in space? Through the 'Dao' of celestial messaging!
Zen Zingers
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They say an ancient Chinese proverb once stated, A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. I'm not sure how wise that is, but now I'm on a mission to find a unicorn willing to play leapfrog.
Feng Shui Fiasco
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I tried rearranging my furniture for better Feng Shui, following an ancient Chinese proverb that says, A room without books is like a body without a soul. Now, my living room has the soul of a library, and I can't find the remote control. Ancient wisdom – 1, Me – 0.
Panda Problems
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I read an ancient Chinese proverb that said, Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll sit in a boat all day drinking beer. Well, I tried teaching a panda to fish, and let me tell you, those guys have a drinking problem.
Confucius Confusion
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You know, Confucius says, Man who stands on hill with mouth open will wait a long time for roast duck to drop. Well, I tried that, and let me tell you, ducks are way smarter than Confucius gave them credit for.
Kung Fu Conundrum
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I heard an ancient Chinese proverb that goes, Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted. So now I've taken up a new fitness routine – chasing cars. Spoiler alert: It's not as effective as they make it sound.
Wisdom from the East
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I discovered an ancient Chinese proverb that perfectly sums up my life: He who laughs last didn't get the joke until the next day. My life is just one delayed punchline after another.
Wok Walk Woes
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I found an ancient Chinese proverb that says, Man with one chopstick goes hungry. Well, I'm that man, and let me tell you, trying to eat rice with one chopstick is like trying to walk a tightrope over a bowl of soup – not recommended.
Tea Troubles
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According to an ancient Chinese proverb, Tea is drunk to forget the din of the world. Well, I've been drinking tea all day, and I still can't forget my neighbor's loud karaoke sessions. Maybe I need a stronger blend.
Fortune Cookie Confusion
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I got a fortune cookie the other day that said, You will soon witness a miracle. Well, I waited, and the only miracle was that I found my car keys after an hour of searching. Thanks, ancient Chinese wisdom.
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