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You guys ever wonder where Anakin Skywalker gets his hair cut? I mean, the guy turns to the dark side and becomes Darth Vader, but his hair is always on point. I imagine he goes to some intergalactic barber, you know? Picture this - Anakin walks in, sits in the chair, and the barber asks, "What are we doing today?" And Anakin's like, "I want something that says, 'I'm a Jedi with a touch of the dark side.'" But seriously, how does he get that perfect helmet hair under that menacing black mask? Does he take it off and say, "Give me the Sith Special, extra volume on the top, and leave the back dark and mysterious." And the barber just nods, like, "Say no more, Anakin. I got you.
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I was watching the Cooking Channel the other day, and I thought, "What if Anakin Skywalker had his own cooking show?" I can see it now: "Welcome to 'Cooking with Ani.' Today, we're making Death Star Dumplings." He'd be there, using his lightsaber to chop vegetables with Jedi precision. And when the recipe calls for a dark sauce, he'd say, "Join me, and together we can create the perfect marinade." But you know he'd struggle with the delicate stuff, like separating eggs. "The Force is strong with this yolk.
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You ever think about Anakin Skywalker trying to use GPS? I mean, the guy can navigate through an asteroid field, but put him in front of a GPS, and he's like, "Turn left...or is it right? I sense a disturbance in the directions." I bet when he misses a turn, he doesn't hear that calm GPS voice saying, "Recalculating route." No, he hears Obi-Wan's voice in his head saying, "You were the chosen one, Anakin! You were supposed to turn left!"
And imagine him in traffic, force choking the steering wheel when someone cuts him off. "I find your lack of turn signals disturbing!
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Can we talk about Anakin on social media? I bet his Instagram would be filled with brooding selfies and pictures of his burnt-out Jedi robes. And his bio would be like, "Chosen One. Jedi Knight. Podracing Enthusiast. Not a fan of sand." But imagine him on Twitter, venting his frustrations: "Just had another argument with Obi-Wan. Ugh, he's so preachy. #DarkSideProblems." And he'd have a podcast, "Vader's Views," where he talks about the struggles of being a Sith Lord and gives lightsaber maintenance tips.
I can see him on Tinder too, swiping left on anyone who's not a potential apprentice. "Sorry, not interested unless you have a strong connection to the Force.
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