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Anakin's Therapist
Addressing Anakin's deep-seated issues with sand
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Anakin's sand issues are so bad; he tried to use the Force to turn it into glass. I told him, "Anakin, you're not a Jedi; you're a geologist's worst nightmare.
Anakin's GPS Voice
Guiding Anakin through the galaxy while avoiding emotional detours
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Anakin asked me to add some flair to the directions. Now I say, "In 2 parsecs, make a Kessel Run." Let's just say, his commute to the Death Star got a lot more interesting.
Anakin's Barber
Dealing with Anakin's unpredictable mood swings
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Cutting Anakin's hair is like walking on a tightrope. One wrong move, and he's either a Jedi with a fade or a Sith with a bald spot.
Anakin's Speed Dating Coach
Helping Anakin find love despite his "dark" side
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Anakin's ideal date involves a romantic stroll and confessing his love under a starry night. I suggested, "How about a candlelit dinner?" He said, "Nah, too bright. I prefer a 'Sith and shadow' ambiance.
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