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Anakin Skywalker's autobiography title: "From Sand Hater to Galaxy Dominator: The Rise and Fall (and Redemption?) of Darth Vader." Spoiler alert: sand still haunts him in the afterlife.
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Anakin Skywalker must have been a nightmare at the beach. "I find your lack of sunscreen disturbing." And you just know he'd force choke the seagulls stealing his snacks.
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You ever feel like Anakin Skywalker when you're trying to put on a fitted bed sheet? "I hate wrinkles. I hate loose corners. I hate it!" Suddenly, making the bed becomes a battle between the light side and the dark side.
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You ever notice how Anakin from Star Wars went from "I hate sand" to "I am the Senate" real quick? I mean, talk about a career change. One minute he's complaining about coarse textures, and the next, he's embracing the dark side faster than you can say, "Use the force, Ani.
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Anakin's pick-up line: "Are you a sandcastle? Because I want to destroy you." Smooth, Ani, real smooth. No wonder Padmé took a while to warm up to him.
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Anakin's favorite song? "Sandstorm" by Darude, obviously. He just can't resist that beat, even if it reminds him of his least favorite element.
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You know you're having a bad day when you relate more to Anakin Skywalker than you'd like to admit. "I had to deal with traffic, my coffee machine betrayed me, and now I'm contemplating whether I should bring balance to the force during the staff meeting.
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Anakin Skywalker's life advice: "If someone says they like sand, run. Run as fast as you can. That person is either lying or has never been to the beach.
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You ever notice how Anakin Skywalker and your internet connection have something in common? They both have a tendency to turn to the dark side at the worst possible moment. One minute you're peacefully streaming, and the next, it's all "You underestimate my buffering power!
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