7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For amount

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Why don't we tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit Kat bars!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

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