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Updated on: Jun 23 2024

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Let's talk about parking tickets. Why do they have to look like tiny, ominous greeting cards? You come back to your car, and there it is—sitting on your windshield, mocking you with its neon yellow reminder of your parking sins.
It's like a little paper flag saying, "Surprise! You owe
Let's talk about tipping! Oh, the joys of trying to figure out the right amount to tip. There's this whole intricate dance of math and social norms that happens every time that little tip line shows up.
You ever get caught in the "am I being generous or just irresponsible"
You know, the other day I went shopping, and I picked up this sweater. Really nice, stylish, you know? But here's the thing, it had no price tag on it. And the shop assistant, bless their heart, they went through all sorts of contortions trying to figure out how much
Have you noticed how at the checkout, there's this unspoken challenge between you and the cashier? You've got your items, they've got their scanner, and it's a race against time to pack your bag before they scan the next item.
You try to channel your inner cashier, imagining you're in

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