8 Jokes For Amount

One Liners

Updated on: Jun 23 2024

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
I'm not lazy. I'm just in energy-saving mode!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
I'm trying to organize a space-themed party, but it's taking up too much space on my calendar.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Me-being-ugly
Nov 22 2024

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today