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I tried to make a candle out of wax, but it didn't work. The alternative was to just enjoy the ambiance of darkness!
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I asked the librarian if there were any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' The alternative is to face your fears in the non-fiction section!
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Why did the alternative rock band start a gardening club? Because they wanted to grow their own beets!
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. The alternative is to float through it!
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Did you hear about the alternative comedian who became a gardener? He really knows how to dig deep for those roots of humor!
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I started a band for introverts. We're called 'Alternative Reality,' but you probably haven't heard of us. We play really quiet gigs!
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day. It's definitely an alternative to air conditioning. Now I have both air and a hobby!
Alternative Technology
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My grandma’s understanding of technology is fascinating. She still thinks the microwave is an alternative way to call the neighbors. Every time she uses it, she’s like, Hello? Is this thing on?
The Alternative Diet
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I tried this alternative diet where I eat whatever I want but I only do it while standing up. You know, it’s the vertical diet. Turns out, I gained height, not lost weight!
Alternative Excuses
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I’ve mastered the art of alternative excuses for being late. Sorry, traffic was so bad, I had to let a family of ducks cross the road. It was a long one, they had luggage!
Alternative Facts
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You know, I wish my life had a fact-checker like politics. I'd be like, No, I did not eat the last piece of cake. Those are alternative crumbs, fake news!
Alternative Gym Strategies
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I found an alternative to going to the gym - I stand in front of the mirror sucking in my stomach for 10 minutes. It’s the illusion of fitness without the effort!
The Alternative Universe
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You ever think about an alternative universe where dogs walk humans, and they're all like, Oh, he's a rescue human, I got him from the shelter? I mean, I'd love to see my dog trying to untangle me from the leash at the park!
Alternative Solutions
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Have you ever been so broke that instead of online shopping, you just add stuff to your cart and imagine an alternative reality where you actually buy them? It's like retail window shopping for your imagination!
Alternative Weather
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They should have an alternative weather forecast for introverts. Today’s forecast: high chance of canceling plans, with a 100% chance of staying in and binge-watching.
Alternative Aging
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You ever notice how age is the only thing that doesn’t have an alternative? It’s like, Happy 40th birthday! Don’t worry, it’s just an alternative 21 with extra experience!
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