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The Alien Chef Trying to Fit In
Struggles to create dishes that appeal to human taste buds.
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I told the alien chef I wanted a simple salad, and he handed me a plate of leaves from his home planet. I'm pretty sure one of them was a distant cousin of spinach.
The Conspiracy Theorist Baker
Believes the government is hiding the real recipe for chocolate chip cookies.
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The only thing the conspiracy theorist baker trusts less than the government is a cookie that doesn't come out of his own oven. It's all about baking freedom, man!
The Zen Gardener with a Neat Freak Neighbor
The Zen gardener's peaceful garden constantly annoys the uptight, neat freak neighbor.
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I told my neighbor that my garden was an expression of my inner peace, and he responded by handing me a brochure for a landscaping service that specializes in "zen-like chaos.
The Hipster Astronaut
Disappointed that space exploration has become too mainstream.
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The hipster astronaut is planning to open a coffee shop on Mars because he heard the atmosphere is perfect for brewing artisanal space coffee. It's the next frontier for latte art, apparently.
The Time-Traveling Barber
Keeps accidentally giving people outdated hairstyles because he gets confused with different time periods.
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I told the time-traveling barber I wanted a style that's ahead of its time, and he gave me a bowl cut. I guess he took the term "cutting-edge" too literally.
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