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Automatic sinks have trust issues. You wave your hands, and it's like, "I don't believe you're really done washing yet. Here's a little more water, just in case.
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Why is it that the one sock that goes missing in the laundry is always your favorite? It's like the sock rebellion against a life of being walked all over.
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The button on the microwave that says "add 30 seconds" is the most optimistic button in the kitchen. It's like, "Sure, I'll just keep adding 30 seconds until my food is perfect, and my life is in order.
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When you're at a buffet, and your plate is too full, but you don't want to make a second trip because you're not a quitter – that's what I call the "buffet balancing act.
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Have you ever tried to discreetly return a shopping cart after realizing you're not going to use it? It's like a covert mission - you're dodging eye contact, pretending you're just stretching while casually strolling towards the cart corral.
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I love how alarm clocks assume we can just bounce out of bed with enthusiasm. Like, I need a wake-up call that says, "Hey, you've got 15 more minutes of cozy sleep, then adulting awaits.
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There's a special kind of panic that sets in when someone asks for your Wi-Fi password, and suddenly you forget it. It's like your brain goes, "Wait, do I really know my own address, or did I make that up too?
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The person who invented self-checkout lanes at the grocery store must have had a deep understanding of human nature. Nothing tests your ability to handle technology quite like trying to scan a bunch of bananas.
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You ever notice how the "open other end" on packages is like a passive-aggressive suggestion? It's like the packaging is saying, "I don't care which end you open, but you're doing it wrong.
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