17 Jokes For Alpha

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Updated on: Jan 23 2025

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How did the alpha wolf build his house? With alpha-bricks!
What's an alpha's favorite type of music? Alpha-beats!
How does an alpha wolf apologize? He offers an alpha-pology!
What did the alpha wolf say about public speaking? 'Howl' to be an alpha speaker!
How did the alpha wolf propose? With an alpha-bet ring!
Why was the alpha wolf such a great chef? He knew how to alpha-bake!
What do you call an alpha who's a computer whiz? A beta tester!

Alpha & Beta

The alpha-beta dynamic in nature? I mean, have you seen two guys fighting over the last slice of pizza? That's nature's real battle!

Alpha's Signature Move

You know what an alpha's signature move is? Taking the last piece of cake and then saying, I'm just making sure no one else gets too full.

Alpha vs. Food

The real alpha challenge? Trying to eat a bowl of spaghetti without splattering sauce on your shirt. Now that's dominance!

Alpha in Traffic

Ever been cut off by an 'alpha' driver? Yeah, congrats buddy, you're first in line... at the next red light!

Alpha Males?

You ever notice how they call them alpha males? More like alphabet soup because they're just a mix of A to Z in emotions!

Alpha's Confidence

You know what's truly alpha? Being confident enough to admit you're terrible at karaoke and still grabbing the mic!

Alpha at the Gym

Ever seen an 'alpha' at the gym? You know, the one grunting louder than a walrus in distress? Bro, you're lifting 20 pounds, calm down!

Alpha Pets

My dog thinks he's the alpha of the house. I mean, sure, buddy, you might be alpha over the couch, but I pay the rent!

Alpha in a Group Chat

Every time someone says they're the 'alpha' in a group chat, I'm like, Cool, so you're the one who always sends memes at 3 AM?

Alpha in Relationships

Being an 'alpha' in a relationship? That's like saying you're the captain of a sinking ship. Good luck with that!

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