5 Jokes For Alpha

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 23 2025

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Alpha in Social Media

The challenges of being the "alpha" on social media.
They say emojis are the language of the alpha. I tried to use them to express dominance, but now people just think I'm having a seizure on my phone. The struggle is real.

Alpha in Relationships

The challenge of being the "alpha" in a relationship.
Being the alpha in a shopping mall is like being a sheep in a lion's den. You think you're leading, but suddenly you're carrying bags and getting fashion advice. "Honey, alpha wolves don't wear that.

Alpha in the Kitchen

Establishing alpha status in the kitchen.
I thought being the alpha meant loading the dishwasher with military precision. Turns out, it just means getting stuck with all the Tupperware that never quite fits. I'm starting to believe Tupperware has its own agenda.

Alpha in the Office

Navigating the alpha territory in the workplace.
I thought having the corner office meant I was the alpha. Little did I know, it just means everyone asks you where the bathroom is. I'm starting to think they put my desk here as a prank.

Alpha at the Gym

The struggle of being the "alpha" at the gym.
I decided to go all out on protein powders, trying to be the alpha. Now my shakes are so thick; I have to do curls just to get them to my mouth. It's like a workout before the workout.

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