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Alpha in Social Media
The challenges of being the "alpha" on social media.
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They say emojis are the language of the alpha. I tried to use them to express dominance, but now people just think I'm having a seizure on my phone. The struggle is real.
Alpha in Relationships
The challenge of being the "alpha" in a relationship.
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Being the alpha in a shopping mall is like being a sheep in a lion's den. You think you're leading, but suddenly you're carrying bags and getting fashion advice. "Honey, alpha wolves don't wear that.
Alpha in the Kitchen
Establishing alpha status in the kitchen.
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I thought being the alpha meant loading the dishwasher with military precision. Turns out, it just means getting stuck with all the Tupperware that never quite fits. I'm starting to believe Tupperware has its own agenda.
Alpha in the Office
Navigating the alpha territory in the workplace.
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I thought having the corner office meant I was the alpha. Little did I know, it just means everyone asks you where the bathroom is. I'm starting to think they put my desk here as a prank.
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