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Isn't it weird that we sing the alphabet song? I can't think of any other list we turn into a melody. Imagine going to the grocery store and singing your shopping list. "Eggs, milk, bread, cheese... and a little harmony on the side.
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Ever notice how the letters in the alphabet are like the cool kids in school? "A" and "B" are always hanging out at the beginning, setting the trend. Then you get to "X, Y, Z" at the end, just trying to fit in like the alphabet's version of the misfit lunch table.
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Why do we say "Zee" in the U.S. but "Zed" in other places? It's like the alphabet has an identity crisis. "Am I Zee? Am I Zed? Can we just agree on something and stick with it?
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The alphabet is like the original password. I mean, if someone asks you to recite the alphabet backward, you instantly feel the pressure, like, "Oh no, did I just forget the password to the secret club of grown-ups?!
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Have you ever thought about how we use "alpha" to describe someone dominant or at the top? Like, "He's the alpha male." I guess in the alphabet of life, we all secretly want to be an "A." Just don't tell the other letters; they might get jealous.
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You know, I always found it fascinating that the alphabet starts with "A." I mean, who made that decision? Someone was probably like, "Alright, let's start with 'A' because, why not? 'A' is for... Amazing? Awesome? Aardvark? Sure, let's go with that.
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I was thinking about how we teach the alphabet to kids. "A is for apple, B is for banana..." It's like we're turning them into nutritionists before they can even spell their own names. "Mom, I know my fruits, but can I learn how to write 'Timothy' first?
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You ever notice how the letter "Q" is always hanging out with "U"? I guess it's like, "Hey, Q, you can't go anywhere without me. We're a package deal. Don't even think about being a solo act!
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I've realized that spelling is basically just a game of rearranging the alphabet until it makes sense. Like, "Sorry, that word was too complicated. Let's try a simpler one where 'Q' and 'Z' aren't in a wrestling match.
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