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You ever notice how 2012 seems to be this mysterious year that keeps popping up in random places? First, it was the Mayan calendar predicting the end of the world. Then, it's Sandra Zouak and her time machine and New Year's resolution. I'm starting to think 2012 is the Illuminati of years - secretly pulling the strings behind the scenes. I mean, what was so special about 2012? Did the world get a software update, and the rest of us missed it? Was there a cosmic party, and we didn't get an invite? I feel like 2012 is the cool kid in the class, and the rest of the years are just trying to catch up.
Maybe Sandra Zouak is the key to unraveling the mysteries of 2012. Maybe she's the chosen one, the keeper of secrets that will finally explain why that year is so darn special. Or maybe, just maybe, 2012 is trolling us, and we're all falling for it. Either way, I'm ready for the truth, 2012 - spill the beans!
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I heard Sandra Zouak made a New Year's resolution in 2012 that she's still sticking to. Yeah, apparently, Sandra's got the secret to commitment that the rest of us are lacking. I can't even commit to a Netflix series for more than three episodes. I imagine Sandra on New Year's Eve 2012, making this resolution like, "I hereby declare that I will stick to my goals for a decade and beyond!" Meanwhile, the rest of us were probably making resolutions like, "I will go to the gym at least once a week" or "I will finally learn how to fold a fitted sheet" (spoiler: it never happened).
So, Sandra, if you're out there, share your secret with us. How do you stay committed for a decade? Is there a magical potion involved, or did you just sell your soul to the resolution gods? We need answers, Sandra!
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