5 Adultssandra Zouak 2012 Jokes

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Updated on: May 08 2025

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Tech Support Terrors

Working in tech support and dealing with customers who think turning it off and on again is equivalent to performing a magic trick.
My favorite customer asked if her computer could catch a virus. I said, "Well, if it starts sneezing, maybe.

Fitness Freak Follies

Living the fit lifestyle but dealing with the constant temptation of junk food.
I started a new workout routine, but my idea of a six-pack is now just a variety pack of snacks I hide from my personal trainer.

The Office Party Planner

Trying to organize a memorable office party but dealing with awkward colleagues.
I asked Karen if she had any suggestions for the party playlist. She said, "Just play anything but that weird indie stuff you listen to." I thought, great, Karen, I was planning on throwing a party, not starting a mosh pit.

Dating in 2012

Navigating the complicated world of dating in the year 2012.
My friend set me up on a blind date. I asked her, "What's he like?" She said, "He's got a great personality." Translation: he's got a face for radio.

Traffic Cop Troubles

Dealing with the daily chaos of being a traffic cop.
People think they're clever when they try to talk their way out of a ticket. One guy said, "Officer, I was just testing my brakes." Yeah, buddy, and I'm just testing my patience.

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