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Why did Adultssandra Zouak refuse to play hide and seek in 2012? Because good luck hiding when she's the master of finding herself in hilarious situations!
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What's Adultssandra Zouak's favorite type of comedy from 2012? Stand-up tragedy - because who says adulthood can't be entertainingly dramatic?
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Why did Adultssandra Zouak become a gardener in 2012? Because she wanted to 'grow' her sense of humor along with her plants!
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Why did Adultssandra Zouak start a YouTube channel in 2012? To share her expert tutorials on adulting, with a side of unexpected humor, of course!
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I tried to make a joke about Adultssandra Zouak's 2012 adventures, but it was so punny, it got a standing ovation!
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I tried to make a joke about Adultssandra Zouak's 2012 resolutions, but it was so good that it became my resolution too!
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Why did Adultssandra Zouak open a bakery in 2012? Because she wanted to make the best 'roll' models!
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Why did Adultssandra Zouak take a cooking class in 2012? She wanted to learn how to turn life's lemons into a sweet lemon meringue pie!
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I asked Sandra about her 2012 fashion choices, and she said, 'I was rocking the jeggings.' Well, Sandra, it's 2023, and jeggings are so last decade. I mean, even the Kardashians moved on!
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Sandra, like many adults, claims she can multitask. But last week, I saw her trying to walk and chew gum at the same time. Let's just say the sidewalk won that battle.
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So Sandra Zouak, 2012, sounds like a secret agent, right? But no, she's just the person who brings store-bought cookies to a potluck. Sandra, we see through your spy games!
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Sandra's idea of a wild night out is hitting the 'skip intro' button on Netflix. Oh, the adrenaline rush! I tried it once, and I felt like James Bond escaping a monologue.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a sale on Tupperware. Sandra practically threw an 'Adulting Achievement Unlocked' party when she scored a 20% discount on storage containers.
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Adults, am I right? They act like they have it all together, but have you met Sandra? She's been using the same password since 2012. I mean, if that's not commitment to laziness, I don't know what is!
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I asked Sandra about her 2012 resolution, and she said, 'Learn a new language.' Well, Sandra, it's 2023, and the only language she's fluent in is 'Emoji.' I guess thumbs up for effort?
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Sandra's password since 2012 is like her commitment to going to the gym every January—strong for the first week, then forgotten until the next year. Sandra, you're the real MVP of procrastination!
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Ever notice how adults say, 'I need my beauty sleep'? Sandra must be stockpiling it because, let's be honest, she's in a surplus. If beauty sleep were currency, she'd be a millionaire!
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