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I've come to the conclusion that there's a secret society of people who specialize in creating these "Adults Only" knock-knock jokes. They have clandestine meetings where they discuss how to catch the rest of us off guard. I imagine them sitting around a table, wearing disguises and using code names. "Agent Knock, Operation Lettuce-in is a go!" They're out there, plotting to turn innocent childhood humor into something that leaves us questioning reality.
So, next time someone throws an "Adults Only" knock-knock your way, just remember, you might be unwittingly inducted into the Secret Society of Knock-Knock, where the punchlines are classified, and laughter is the initiation fee.
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You ever notice how knock-knock jokes were like the sacred code of childhood? You know, the innocent, "Who's there?" and "Orange who?" days? Well, now that we're all grown up, knock-knock jokes have taken a very different turn. It's like they upgraded to the "Adults Only" version. So, the other day, someone hits me with a knock-knock joke. I'm thinking, "Great, nostalgia! Bring it on!" They go, "Knock, knock." I respond with the classic, "Who's there?" And then they drop the bombshell - "Adults only."
And now I'm standing there, feeling like I accidentally stumbled into the VIP section of a comedy club. I'm like, "What happened to 'Banana who?' or 'Boo who?' I wasn't prepared for this 50 Shades of Knock-Knock!
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Have you ever noticed that these "Adults Only" knock-knock jokes tend to come out after dark? It's like they're not safe for daylight hours. It's always the late-night comedy, the kind that makes you question your life choices. So, it's 11 PM, I'm minding my own business, and a friend hits me with a suspicious knock-knock. "Knock, knock." I, being the brave soul, inquire, "Who's there?" They whisper, "Tank." I'm thinking, "Tank? Are we invading a country with this joke?" But no, they hit me with, "You're welcome, now let me in."
I don't know if I just agreed to harbor a military vehicle in my living room or if I'm about to be in a superhero sidekick duo. Late-night knock-knock roulette, folks!
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You know, these "Adults Only" knock-knock jokes come with risks. You don't know what you're signing up for! It's like playing a game of comedic roulette. So, the other night, my friend throws an "Adults Only" knock-knock my way. "Knock, knock." I hesitantly reply, "Who's there?" And they go, "Lettuce." Now, normally, I'd expect some salad-related punchline. But no! They hit me with, "Lettuce in, it's freezing out here."
Now, I'm stuck wondering if I just accidentally agreed to join the Polar Bear Club or if my friend's refrigerator is just broken. These jokes should come with disclaimers!
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