16 Adults Only Knock Knock Jokes

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Updated on: Mar 14 2025

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's too cold to be joking outside!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce go out for dinner, I'm hungry!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your jokes are making me laugh!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce celebrate, it's the weekend!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! You sneezed when I knocked.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!

Adults only knock knock

I told an adults-only knock knock joke to my neighbor, and now he avoids me like I'm carrying a contagious case of laughter. Who knew doors could be such effective social distancing tools?

Adults only knock knock

I tried the adults-only knock knock joke on my kids, and they just stared at me like I'd committed the ultimate parental crime. I guess bedtime stories have officially evolved.

Adults only knock knock

You know you're getting old when your idea of a dirty joke is an adults-only knock knock. Ah, the joys of maturity – it's basically just finding new ways to embarrass yourself.

Adults only knock knock

I tried the adults-only knock knock joke at work, and HR called me in for a chat. Apparently, humor has a strict dress code, and I was way underdressed.

Adults only knock knock

You know you're an adult when the highlight of your day is an adults-only knock knock joke. It's all downhill from here, folks, and I'm rolling down that hill with laughter.

Adults only knock knock

I told an adults-only knock knock joke, and my grandma just looked at me and said, Back in my day, we didn't need age restrictions on our jokes; we had life to do that for us.

Adults only knock knock

I tried telling an adults-only knock knock joke at a party, and now I'm not invited to any more parties. Who knew humor could be so exclusive?

Adults only knock knock

You know you're officially an adult when your idea of a wild Friday night is a knock knock joke that comes with an age restriction.

Adults only knock knock

I told my therapist an adults-only knock knock joke. Now I'm not sure if I need therapy or if therapy needs me.

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