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I thought about making a "knock knock" joke at the "adults only knock knock" door, but then I realized the punchline would probably involve existential dread and a mid-life crisis. I'll pass on that one.
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I knocked on the "adults only knock knock" door, and they said, "Password, please." I panicked and blurted out my Wi-Fi password. They let me in, but now I'm worried my Netflix recommendations are being judged.
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So, I'm walking down the street, and I see this door with a sign that says "adults only knock knock." I thought, "Well, this better not be some kind of weird initiation into the secret society of dad jokes.
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I tried to be fancy and sophisticated when I knocked on the "adults only knock knock" door. I even adjusted my imaginary monocle. But when the door opened, they just handed me a sudoku puzzle and said, "Welcome to the adulting Olympics.
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I knocked on the "adults only knock knock" door, and they handed me a handbook titled "Navigating Awkward Social Situations." I guess that's the adult version of "Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward. Awkward who? Exactly.
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I knocked on the "adults only knock knock" door, and they handed me a checklist. It had things like "Remember to pay bills" and "Schedule dental appointments." I realized I accidentally stumbled upon the entrance to Adulthood Anonymous. They're in there, sharing stories of responsible decision-making and low-interest mortgages.
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I tried the "adults only knock knock" door, and you wouldn't believe what happened. The door opened, and there was just a group of adults standing there, discussing the complexities of taxes and the stock market. I thought, "This is not the party I signed up for.
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I knocked on the "adults only knock knock" door, and a guy in a suit answered. He said, "Congratulations, you've made it to the exclusive club." I replied, "Great, where are the snacks? Do you guys have cheese platters or just existential crises?
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You know you're getting old when you see a sign that says "adults only knock knock," and your first thought is, "I hope they have comfortable chairs inside." Because who has time to stand around telling jokes when your back is acting up?
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