8+ Best Witty Jokes adults clean one liners Jokes

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My cleaning technique is like a dance. It's called the 'Sweep and Sway.

Cleaning windows is the only time it's okay to spy on your neighbors without them calling the cops.

Cleaning the house before guests arrive is like defragmenting the hard drive before installing new software.

My cleaning motto: 'Dust bunnies are relatives of the Easter Bunny.

I told myself I should dust more often, but that's just sweeping generalization.

My mop and I have a great relationship. We have a clean understanding.

Cleaning the house with kids is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.

I told my partner I'd do the dishes, but that was just a 'plate' promise.

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