8+ Best One Liners adults clean one liners Jokes

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I'm not messy; I'm environmentally creative!

I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.

I told my friend I had a fear of speed bumps, but he said I was just slowing down.

My vacuum cleaner broke down, so I put a 'Dust me' sign on it. Now it's just sitting there collecting dust.

I asked my wife if I should clean the house or take a nap. She said, 'Yes.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use a cloth.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I tried to organize a hide-and-seek championship, but it was tough to find good competitors.

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