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Why did the laundry basket go to therapy? It couldn't deal with all the dirty laundry.
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Why did the vacuum cleaner break up with the broom? It couldn't handle the attachments!
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. Oh yeah, look at that scrubbing power! I never thought I'd be rating sponges like they're superheroes.
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They say cleanliness is next to godliness. I say, Have you seen my laundry pile? If there's a god, he's definitely doing laundry, and he's not happy about it.
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I asked my friend for advice on adulting, and he said, It's like being a superhero, but instead of saving the world, you just pay bills and complain about your back hurting. I'm still waiting for my superhero costume.
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I tried to Marie Kondo my wardrobe. I held up a shirt and asked, Does this bring me joy? The shirt looked back at me and said, I've seen things, man. Keep me.
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Adulting is like folding a fitted sheet - nobody really knows how to do it, and it always ends up a crumpled mess on the floor. I call it the origami of adulthood.
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I tried to declutter my life, but apparently, my life is a hoarder. I threw away one thing, and suddenly my toaster started judging me.
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I decided to be an adult and clean my apartment today. Found a spider in the process. So, now I have a pet spider. I call him Rent.
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Adulting is essentially just Googling How to do things and then realizing you're going to pay someone else to do it. I've become a professional delegator.
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I tried to be responsible and set a budget. My budget laughed at me and said, You must be new here. Apparently, my financial situation has its own sense of humor.
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