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You ever notice how "ABC" seems to be the ultimate guide in adulting? "Always Be Charging" your devices! I mean, seriously, the moment your phone's battery goes below 20%, panic mode kicks in. It's like, "ABC, folks! Always Be Carrying a charger or a battery pack!" That's the adult mantra right there. "ABC" might as well stand for "Always Be Coffee-ing," 'cause without that caffeine, our adulting skills drop faster than a failed soufflé.
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You know, I got these notes from my ghostwriter, and all it says is "abc." Now, I'm thinking, is this some secret code? Are they trying to give me the first three letters of the alphabet as a hint? Maybe they're testing my knowledge of Sesame Street! But seriously, "abc" is like the safe word for writers. It's their way of saying, "Hey, I've got an idea, but you're on your own for the punchline!
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Life, it's like a never-ending game of "ABC." "Always Be Curious" about the world around you! You know, we're all just trying to figure out the mysteries of life. What's the meaning of existence? Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? I swear, it's like the universe operates on its own "ABC" logic, and we're all just along for the ride, trying to crack the code.
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ABC, they say "Always Be Communicating" in relationships. But let's be real, sometimes decoding "ABC" in a relationship is like trying to understand hieroglyphics. You send a text, and suddenly you're playing a game of deciphering what "abc" really means. Is it "Absolutely Be Concerned" or "A Bit Confused"? It's like a secret language. And don't get me started on the confusion of "K" as a reply. "ABC," my friends, should come with a translation manual in relationships.
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