6 Jokes For Abc

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Updated on: Apr 03 2025

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Just like learning the alphabet backward.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now I'm a teacher because I need to know the 'dough' of the alphabet.
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' Just like the ABCs.

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