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Updated on: Apr 03 2025

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Traffic Jams

The battle between patience and road rage.
I tried meditation to calm my road rage, but sitting in the lotus position doesn't help when the guy in front of you won't move when the light turns green. Namaste, buddy, and step on the gas!

Office Supplies

Trying to impress the boss with your stationery prowess.
My stapler and I have a complicated relationship. It's always jamming, and I'm always blaming it for my paperwork pileup. It's like a dysfunctional office romance, but with more paperwork and less romance.

Fitness Freak

Balancing the desire for a perfect body with the love for food.
I went on a diet, and after a week, I lost three days. They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a disappointment sandwich.

Online Shopping

The thrill of ordering online vs. the disappointment of what actually arrives.
The excitement of ordering online is like Christmas morning. The disappointment when it arrives is like finding out Santa got you socks again. Thanks, delivery guy, for being my sock-wearing Santa.

Technology Woes

The love-hate relationship with ever-evolving gadgets.
I got a smartwatch to count my steps. Now, every time I take a sip of coffee, it thinks I'm running a marathon. I'm just trying to stay awake, not break a world record.

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