5 Jokes For Aaron Hernandez

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Updated on: Jun 23 2025

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Detective investigating Aaron Hernandez case

Balancing professionalism and humor
I told my boss I wanted a desk job. He put me on the Aaron Hernandez case. I guess sitting at a desk is overrated when you can have a stakeout instead.

Aaron Hernandez's Neighbor

Awkward neighborhood encounters
My neighbors were so secretive. I asked Aaron Hernandez once what he did for a living, and he said, "I'm in the tight end business." I didn't know if I should laugh or move.

Aaron Hernandez's Psychiatrist

Analyzing a troubled mind
I recommended therapy to Aaron. He said, "I already have it – it's called my defense team.

Aaron Hernandez's Lawyer

Defending the indefensible
I asked Aaron if he had an alibi. He said, "Yeah, I was binge-watching crime documentaries. It's like studying for the test while taking it.

Aaron Hernandez's Personal Trainer

Keeping it light while facing a serious situation
Aaron asked me for a killer workout routine. I said, "Sorry, I can't help you with that one. My expertise is in toning, not atoning.

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