18 A Wedding Anniversary Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 07 2025

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What did one anniversary card say to the other? 'I'm glad we're still together and haven't folded under the pressure!
Why did the married couple become gardeners on their anniversary? Because they wanted to cultivate their love!
What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts celebrating their wedding anniversary!
Why did the anniversary cake go to therapy? It had too many layers of issues!
Why did the married couple start a band on their anniversary? Because their love was rock-solid!
Why did the husband give his wife a candle for their anniversary? Because he wanted to spark up their romance!
Why did the married couple celebrate their wedding anniversary at the bakery? Because they needed a little extra dough for their relationship!
Why did the husband give his wife a calendar for their anniversary? Because he wanted to remind her of all the good times they had together!

Marriage Milestones: From 'I Do' to 'Do We Have To?'

I celebrated my wedding anniversary recently. My wife asked me what's the secret to a lasting marriage. I said, Remembering our anniversary is a good start.

Love and Leftovers: Anniversary Edition

My wife and I decided to celebrate our anniversary by recreating our first date. So, we went to the same restaurant, ordered the same food, and ended up with the same indigestion. Ah, true love!

The Anniversary Dilemma: Gift or Grovel?

Choosing a gift for your spouse on your anniversary is like playing Russian roulette. Is it gonna be a romantic dinner or three days of sleeping on the couch because you thought a vacuum cleaner counted as a thoughtful present?

Anniversary Surprises: Not as Fun as They Sound

I tried to surprise my wife on our anniversary with a weekend getaway. Turns out, surprising someone with a vacation requires more planning than the actual vacation.

Anniversary Confessions: Husband Edition

On our anniversary, my wife asked me if there's anything I regret in our marriage. I said, I regret not investing in a company that makes 'I'm Sorry' bouquets. That would've saved me a fortune.

Anniversary Wisdom: If You Want To Live

They say the first year of marriage is the hardest. Whoever they are, they clearly never forgot their wedding anniversary. If I make it to the 25th, I'll probably get a medal or something.

Anniversary Cards: Because Words Are Cheaper Than Jewelry

I bought my wife a heartfelt anniversary card. You know, one of those cards that says all the things I can't put into words. Because expressing emotions is hard, but signing your name at the bottom of a Hallmark card? That's a piece of cake.

Wedding Anniversaries: The Yearly Checkpoint

You ever notice how wedding anniversaries are like those annual performance reviews at work? You go in hoping for a raise, and all you get is a reminder of how you forgot to take out the trash for the past 365 days.

Anniversary Resolutions: Because Marriage Deserves a Game Plan

My New Year's resolution is the same every year: Remember our anniversary. It's the one commitment I make sure to break annually.

Anniversary Gifts: A Delicate Balance

When it comes to anniversary gifts, it's all about balance. You need something thoughtful enough to show you care, but not so extravagant that it raises suspicions about your credit card bill. It's like walking a financial tightrope with a bouquet of roses.

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