5 A Wedding Anniversary Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 07 2025

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The Forgetful Spouse

Forgetting the Anniversary
I asked my forgetful spouse, 'What's the secret to a happy marriage?' They said, 'Memory foam pillows.' Apparently, they believe good sleep erases all the forgotten anniversaries.

The Romantic Dreamer

Fantasy vs. Reality
My spouse's idea of a romantic anniversary is a candlelit dinner, soft music, and gazing into each other's eyes. My idea? Ordering pizza, turning on the TV, and agreeing on a show to watch. Ah, true love.

The Social Media Lover

Public Display vs. Private Celebration
My spouse is so into social media that for our anniversary, they made a hashtag for us. Now I'm just waiting for the divorce papers to come with an emoji-filled caption.

The Gift-Giving Challenge

Finding the Perfect Gift
I tried the classic 'diamonds are a girl's best friend' for our anniversary. My wife said, 'That's true, but you've been my best friend for years, and you didn't cost as much.' Well played, wife. Well played.

The Budget Watcher

Balancing the Budget and Celebration
I told my spouse, 'Let's keep our anniversary simple and inexpensive.' They agreed and gave me a card that said, 'Your gift is me not asking for anything expensive.' Sweet, I guess?

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