6+ Best One Liners a wedding anniversary Jokes

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes too. She gave me a hug and said, 'I married you, didn't I?

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary. She said, 'Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace.' So I got her nothing.

My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So I hugged her on our anniversary.

My wife and I were happy for 25 years... then we met each other!

My wife and I have been married for 20 years, and she still surprises me. Last night, she asked, 'Is that you breathing or are you just snoring?

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