9+ Best One Liners a family Jokes

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I told my kids I wanted to be a comedian. They laughed at me.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson. He said, 'But dad, your name is Brian.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

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