5 A Family Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 07 2025

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Overwhelmed Parent

Balancing work and family life
My idea of a wild Friday night used to be going out with friends. Now, it's convincing my four-year-old that broccoli is the real superhero of vegetables.

The Grandparent

Keeping up with technology
I tried sending a text to my grandkids. It took me 20 minutes to type "LOL." They said, "Grandma, that's not how you use emojis.

The Sibling Rivalry

Competing for attention
My brother and I decided to settle our differences with a game of Monopoly. Four hours later, we both realized that the only thing we accomplished was ruining family game night for everyone.

The Pet's Perspective

Attention-seeking pets
My parrot learned to mimic my alarm sound. Now, every morning, I wake up to him squawking, "Time to rise and shine!" I'm thinking of teaching him to hit the snooze button.

Teenager in the Family

The struggle for independence
I told my parents I'm an adult now, and they need to treat me like one. They agreed, so now I have to pay rent on the room I've been living in for the past 18 years.

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