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Catholic men's retreats, they're like a spiritual gym. You're there to work out your soul, but instead of weights, it's all about lifting those prayers. And trust me, those rosaries can be a real workout.
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So, I found myself accidentally crashing a Catholic men's retreat. I walked in, and it was so quiet you could hear a Hail Mary drop. I felt like I should confess just for showing up unannounced.
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You know you're at a Catholic men's retreat when the most rebellious act is taking an extra communion wafer. It's like Catholicism's version of sneaking snacks past bedtime.
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Ever notice how at a Catholic men's retreat, the more pious the guy, the more competitive he is at Bible charades? You've never seen someone mime "Noah's Ark" so passionately.
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I went to a Catholic men's retreat once. Let me tell you, you haven't felt guilt until you've played Bingo in a chapel. Nothing like the fear of shouting "Bingo!" and the priest giving you the disappointed stare.
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You'd think at a men's retreat, the main topic would be brotherhood and spirituality. But no, it's 90% about who makes the best lasagna for the Sunday potluck. It's like a spiritual bake-off.
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I went to a Catholic men's retreat expecting some deep philosophical discussions. Instead, we debated the best way to make the sign of the cross without elbowing the guy next to you. It's all about angles, folks.
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Ever been to a Catholic men's retreat? It's like a weekend of "Name That Saint" but without the buzzer. You've got to know your John from your Paul, your Luke from your Matthew. It's a holy game show in there.
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I thought a men's retreat would be a break from reality, but it's like a Catholic Crash Course 101. By the end of it, I could've led a sermon and fixed a leaky church roof. It's the Catholic equivalent of a DIY weekend.
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