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The Unwilling Attendee
Forced into attending the retreat against their will.
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They promised this retreat would be 'life-changing.' It was. I now have a life-changing desire to never attend another one.
The Lost Newbie
Completely bewildered and lost among the rituals and terminology.
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They told us to 'embrace the unknown.' I accidentally hugged the wrong guy during the 'trust circle.' It wasn't enlightening; it was just awkward.
The Skeptic Trying to Fit In
Highly skeptical about the retreat's effectiveness but trying not to stand out.
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I tried to 'embrace the silence' they talk about here. But after two hours, the loudest thing in the room was my stomach growling. I think it's trying to start its own spiritual journey.
The Secretly Bored Expert
Already well-versed in spirituality, finds the retreat too basic.
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I tried to suggest an advanced mindfulness technique. They looked at me like I suggested building a rocket. I guess 'levitating while meditating' isn't on the syllabus.
The Overzealous Participant
Desperate to connect with spirituality but struggling with the mundane realities of the retreat.
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They said this retreat would help me find my calling. Well, I found it. It's the phone in my room that's been ringing off the hook, probably someone from the office wondering why I suddenly disappeared. Turns out my 'calling' might be work-related.
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