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Why was the nose jealous of the ears? They didn't 'nose' the trouble they were in!
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Why did the nose join a band? It wanted to be a 'nostril-domus' musician!
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Did you hear about the man with a big nose who tried to rob a bank? He thought he could sniff out the cash!
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I accidentally bumped into someone with a big nose. I apologized and said, 'I didn't mean to 'pick' a fight.
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I told my friend with the big nose that he should audition for a perfume commercial. He could be the 'scent-sation'!
Hide and Seek Expert
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I'm so envious of people with big noses; they'd be amazing at hide and seek. You'd never find them because their noses would be in a completely different room, whispering, He's getting warmer... in the kitchen!
The Nose Olympics
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If there were Olympics for noses, people with big noses would dominate. Events like synchronized sniffing and long-distance scent detection. I can see it now – proudly representing Team Nostril, with the gold medal hanging from the bridge.
The Sneezing Symphony
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You know you have a big nose when you sneeze and people in the next room say, Bless you! I'm considering taking up sneezing as a musical instrument – call it the Nasal Sonata. Maybe I'll get a record deal.
Dating Challenges
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Dating with a big nose can be tricky. It's like playing hide and seek, but your nose is always shouting, Ready or not, here I smell! My dating profile would just be a picture of me and my nose with a caption, Warning: Comes with extra breathing space.
GPS for the Nose
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Having a big nose is like having built-in GPS for smells. You can detect a barbecue from three neighborhoods away. It's the original scent tracker, like, Hold on, I think someone's making pancakes in the next state.
The Nose Hat
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I'm thinking of starting a fashion trend for people with big noses – the nose hat. It's like a sun hat, but for your nose. Practical and stylish. You can even hang sunglasses on the bridge. I call it the Shady Schnoz Collection.
Nosey Neighbors
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People with big noses have the perfect excuse for being nosy – blame it on the nose! I wasn't eavesdropping; my nose just wanted to know what's cooking in your life. I'm starting a support group: Noses Anonymous – Embrace the Sniff!
Sniff and Tell
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Big-nosed people should have their own fragrance line – Eau de Schnoz. Imagine the commercials: Are you tired of smelling like everyone else? Try the scent that's ahead of the curve... literally!
Air Traffic Controller
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If having a big nose were a job, we'd all be air traffic controllers. Just imagine me directing planes at the airport, Flight 347, you are clear for landing on Runway Nostril 2. Watch out for turbulence; that's just a sneeze in the forecast!
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