7 A 40 Year Old Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 20 2024

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Why did the 40-year-old refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your knees crack louder than the floor!
My 40-year-old colleague is like a computer - it takes him a while to warm up in the morning, but once he's running, he's unstoppable .
Turning 40 is like a software update for humans - it takes a while, you resist it, but eventually, you realize it's necessary for better functionality!
I asked my 40-year-old friend if he's on social media. He said, 'Yeah, I follow my kids around the house.
I told my 40-year-old friend he's in his prime. He corrected me, saying he's more like in his 'prime time' - it starts when he finds the TV remote.
I asked my 40-year-old friend if he believes in ghosts. He said, 'I'm 40. I am a ghost, trying to navigate this haunted house of responsibilities!
I told my 40-year-old friend he's like a fine wine. He corrected me, saying he's more like a bottle of ketchup - takes a while to get anything out!

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