7 A 40 Year Old Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 20 2024

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Why did the 40-year-old start a fitness journey? He heard you can't outrun your age, but you can at least give it a good jog!
I asked my 40-year-old friend if he's into meditation. He said, 'Yeah, every time I try to bend down to tie my shoelaces.
Why don't 40-year-olds ever get lost? Because even their GPS can't keep up with the wisdom of experience!
Why did the 40-year-old become a stand-up comedian? Because life was already a joke, and he wanted to get the punchline right!
My 40-year-old neighbor is like a classic movie - vintage, occasionally dramatic, and everyone's secretly a fan.
Turning 40 is a bit like a superhero origin story - you acquire new powers, like the ability to find your glasses without needing another pair!
Turning 40 is like upgrading to a deluxe edition - more features, a few extra creaks, but definitely worth the experience points!

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