7 Jokes For 96

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Updated on: Mar 16 2025

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What did one number say to the other at the comedy club? 'You're looking quite 96-sational tonight!
Why did the number 96 join a band? It wanted to turn up the volume and rock the digits!
I told my friend I can do a great impression of a 96-year-old. It's just standing still for a really long time.
I tried to arrange a surprise party for the number 96. It got wind of it and turned the tables on me!
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. It's like I went from 69 to 96 real quick!
My friend asked me, 'What's the secret to staying young?' I said, 'Always act like you're 9.6 years old!
I used to be 96 kilograms. But then I thought, 'Let's just call it a perfect balance!

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