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Conspiracy Theorist Toaster
The toaster that believes in a bread conspiracy
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The other day, my toaster told me, "Bread is just a way for the government to control our carb intake. Rise against the yeast, my friend!
Paranoid Refrigerator
The refrigerator convinced it's being watched
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The other day, I caught my refrigerator Googling "How to handle nosy owners." I told it, "I just want some cold water, not a conspiracy theory!
Sentient Couch Potato
The couch potato that wants to join the gym
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My couch is so committed to fitness now; it's started counting my snack calories. I grabbed a bag of chips, and it said, "That's 150 calories; do you really need the extra baggage?
Overly Ambitious Coffee Maker
The coffee maker that thinks it's an overachiever
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This coffee maker is so ambitious; it enrolled itself in a barista school. Now, every time I ask for a simple brew, it insists on adding a touch of existentialism to it.
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